Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I am NOT a liberal,but I CAN blog.

What's this shit about blogging is for the leftists only? I am a 'rightist' and I can blog. Mind you I am not just another guy who stands up for the right wing, I am an out and out rightist so much so that I even wipe my shit with the right hand. By the guidance and 'karamat' of my idol and 'pir' Syed Zaid Zaman Hamid I will blog my way to the front row of 'ghazwa e hind' and will do 'hawai firing'. (By the way calling someone 'Pir' is haram, Its alright if I use it (my 'pir' told me that) ).

Sunday, July 17, 2011

I am liberal, I can blog

I by the powers vested in me by the great Liberal champion Nadeem F Paracha hereby declare myself a blogger. Blogging is not tough, you just have to pick up on anything that is wrong and connect it to the right (wing). Yes it's that easy. Be it blasphemy, sectarianism, balochistan issue, terrorism, gay rights, constipation etc etc all the wrong is by that chauvinistic,misogynistic 'molvi' boy who is never going to read this or any other blog for that matter.