Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Pakistan Wrestling Entertainment!

Introducing first weighing in a 2/3rd majority given by the 'disco deewani' parliament of Pakistan, nicknamed Mr.10% (cool boys don't call him that) from a town named after or soon to named after his wife or father in law, the 'khapey' boy mistakenly called the 'chor' chairman by Mansoor Wassan.
In the 'ring' the one and only Asif Ali Bhutto Zardari (wondering about the Bhutto? I had to justify Bilawal).


 Introducing 2nd weighing in a 62% of Pakistan, the 'siri paye' boy, from a house purely made for 'khidmat' in just a few hundered acres of land in a town that hosts 'tableeghi jamaat's' biggest convention (no wonder taliban never attack it). The one who is not the only, will be accompanied by the  fingering diva known as 'khadim e ala' suspending everyone in sight while approaching the 'ring' Mr. and Junior Mr. Shareef (not literally ofcourse).



Introducing 3rd weighing in the 'lalu' youth of Pakistan, from a town that is best known for producing Sher Afgan Niazi and everything else touching shiteness, approaching the 'ring' dancing on the tunes of DJ Butt with everyone else that is on dope thinking that 'hips don't lie' was a taliban song before we bombed them. The cool, the handsome, the dreamer, the 'Kaptaan' 'dhinka chinka' Imran Khan!!!!!



Introducing 4th weighing in the full bench of Pakistan, from a town in which they kill hazaras only for net practice, the guy who has a 'ungal' with everyone but finger for none, the man with more suo motos then the combined number of 'mujras' of Nargis and Deedar. Pulling the legs of everyone approaching the 'ring' The 'justito', the 'el capone', 'mard e hur' Iftekhar chaudhary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Introducing 5th weighing in a combined weight of 180 million, a bunch of arses from every town that serves halal arse, the 'zinda qoum' that died before birth, the 'united nation' which will create more divisions in the actual 'United Nations' if its different factions were given seats, the nation 'asian tiger' which looks more like a pussy (cat), the unbelievable, the resiliant, the 'ullo kay pathay', who it seems might never approach the 'ring'. The people of Pakistan!!!!



Ladies and gentlemen give a big hand to all our contestants as we enter the 'decisive phase' in Pakistan's history for the umpteenth time. Lets see who wins this 5 way wrestling match being staged as ever in the historic town of 'Rawalpindi'. It will be interesting I am sure. Who do you think will win from strictly within the 5 contestants mentioned above?
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I think America will win and all the money raised from the event will go to China. Will be great fun to watch  for the 'boot walas' nonetheless.

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